AN EYEFUL OF TRIFLE

An eyeful of trifle will stifle

the organ’s natural ability to discern

the difference between a cake a rake

and a snake

thus spake King Huzzpah of Wrath

crazy old coot

frogs swim in the nude

most rude

try it and see, said he, with glee

King Huzzpah of Wrath peed himself in the bath

imagining a plughole

now we have them to stay, you say, today

the moral of this, you see

is don’t pee, or piss

in the bath

like King Huzzpah of Wrath

OR ELSE